Showing posts with label black hole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black hole. Show all posts

I'm baaaaaack!

Hello friends, it's your favorite nut ball, back from the depths of the Black Hole I crawled into last year.  Before you ask (because the Aliens gave me mind reading capability there)- I'll just answer:Yes, it was dark.  Yes, it was scary.  Yes, I got REALLY tired of relentless meteorites smacking me in the head when I *just* wanted to lay out on the deck.  But, I digress.  Being in a black hole is also very rejuvenating for your soul, in a way.  You can't help but be introspective, to the point of obsessiveness.  Because, well, what the heck else are you going to do while sitting in a black hole?  So I thought, and thought, and thought some more.  I realized I didn't want to think anymore.  I did, however, want to keep writing.  So here I am again, to bother the lot of you with my insane dribble about nothing, and how nothing is out to get me personally.  What is my purpose in life if I can't pretend like people actually give a poo about my verbal diarrhea?

What's it like living in a black hole? 
There were some great bars there - even better drinks.  The aliens were nice to me.  I slept a lot.  Whined a lot.  Was kind of pissy for a bit.  Then got my act together, and decided to return to the land of the living where carbon and oxygen reside.  Then I also decided to just throw caution to the wind and join Twitter.  I know, what am I thinking right?  You're saying to yourself... "slow down there killer!".  Something inside me inherently feels as if I have to make up for the slacking, and the lost time during my hiatus. 

Consider this a warning.  I'm going to verbally puke all over you.